you need this. i knead you.

Welcome to the Massage Hodgepodge Portland Practice Page!🫨 Whoa - That's a mouthful!This is where you can find everything you need to know about my in-person therapeutic massage practice in Portland, OR. 💆🏽Are you already convinced? Great! You can book a session right now!So what's a session at Massage Hodgepodge really like?Time will slow down. Stars will align. The heavens will open and the wisdom of the ages will shine upon you. Your past and future selves will convene with you in this singular present moment to reveal not only the beautiful truth of your nature, but the mysteries behind reality itself. The weight of one thousand suns will dissolve your every tension. You will forget the meaning of anxiety. You will emerge weightless, transformed. You will no longer be in the world. The world will move within you.Also, there will be pan flutes. So. Many. Pan flutes.But for real though...Okay. It's going to be a massage. Which is to say, I am going to knead your muscles and joints with my hands and forearms and elbows. I will assess your wants and needs based on what you tell me and what I see, and then deploy my skills and training to make you feel better. This time is entirely, unapologetically for you.I was trained in swedish relaxation and deep tissue, but over the years I have also learned a thing or two about trigger points, myofascial release, thai massage, craniosacral, and shiatsu. You might say my approach has become a real hodgepodge of techniques.

Is Massage Really good for you?

For real? Are we still talking about this?It's not controversial to say the massage is good for you. It has been shown to reduce anxiety and depression. It can help you recover faster, perform better, and prevent injury. Massage can increase range of motion, boost immunity, improve balance, and on and on. The ABMP has many great resources about the myriad benefits of massage. Start HERE.Massage makes a difference. It really helps. And it feels good.Acute injuries and chronic conditions aside, how many things do you do for yourself that just feel good?Spoiler alert!Not enough. Not even close.The good news is that's it's never too late to start taking better care of yourself.Unless you're dead.Then it is too late.Please don't haunt me. 👻

How do I find you?

Massage Hodgepodge is on NW 21st in Portland's Nob Hill neighborhood. It is just across from Ken's Artisan Bakery and Rudy's Barbershop.There are four off-street parking spots right in front of the building, but these are not guaranteed to be available.Otherwise, 2-4 hour paid street parking is widely available. Click on the map to see it on Google.

What kind of massage can I get?

Sessions at Massage Hodgepodge are always a custom experience based in two primary modalities:Swedish Relaxation & Deep TissueAfter a brief intake and assessment, we will agree on a plan of action to address your needs that day.My toolkit has expanded over the years, so you may very well experience some of these tools and techniques as part of your customized experience:• Hot Stones
• Cupping
• CBD topical salve
• Gua Sha (fascial scraping)
• Massage Gun➡️  ➡️  ➡️     Go To Pricing

How much is this going cost?

At Massage Hodgepodge, the quoted time is always your time on the table.New client special • 90-min • $135

Regular Rates

Series:
• SIX 90 minute sessions $840 (140 per session)
• TWELVE 90 minute sessions $1620 (135 per session)
You can share series sessions.Membership:
• 60 Minutes $95
• 90 minute session every month $135
Your card will be auto charged every month. You can book additional sessions within the same month at your membership rate.Ask about saving when you help me avoid processing fees by paying directly with cash, Venmo, or Zelle.Sorry, I do not accept insurance at this time.

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The Massage Hodgepodge Privacy Policy

Keep your hands and feet inside at all times.We're going on a legalese roller coaster.

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Massage Hodgepodge welcomes your questions or comments regarding this Statement of Privacy. If you believe that Massage Hodgepodge has not adhered to this Statement, please contact Massage Hodgepodge at:Massage Hodgepodge, LLC
325 NW 21st Ave. #103
Portland, OR 97209Email Address:
nick@massagehodgepodge.comTelephone number:
5032086729Effective as of August 2023